Stalker vs Whiner Parodies

At our most recent house concert... Randy Sabien talked about how many songs can fit into the Stalker or Whiner category... Country, Blues, Pop... no genre is clean.  It's been on my mind until I started to think about playing with a parody of a few of these to make them MORE extreme and MORE modern... Sorry Carole King (I feel the Earth Move)  and Jim Croce (Operator)... I did find that Carole King's was very stalker like without much changes (can women stalk?)

Stalker

I feel the earth move when I look for you.

I see your page tumble down, 

I see my hand start to trembling

Whenever you’re found

Ooh Baby when I see your face

In my timeline you are tagged.

Oh darling, I can’t stand it

When you look at me that way.

I feel the earth move when I look for you.

I see your page tumble down, 

I see my hand start to trembling

Whenever you’re found

Ooo darling I’ll get near you

And I’ll whisper our your name

I know my own emotions

Are something I just can’t tame.

I’ve just got to have you, baby, uh huh huh uh huh huh yeah

I feel the earth move when I look for you.

I see your page tumble down, 

I just lose control

to my very soul.

Whiner:

Hello Siri, could you help me find this girl

See the number on the napkin is all tattered

She was living in LaCrosse with old friend Ross

A gay guy she said really didn’t matter.

Isn’t that the way they say it goes, well forget all that

Look up that strip joint up in Bluff Siding

So I can just just call to tell them I’m coming for the show

I’ve overcome the blow, I’ve learned to miss her so

If only the dancer would could convince me of that

It just wasn’t real, so I wonder how she feels.

Hello Siri, could you help me find this girl

You see the number you just call was for pizza

There’s porn on my screen, and my phone froze up

I think a lot of her still, I thought we could hook up

Isn’t that the way they say it goes, well forget all that

Look up that strip joint up in Bluff Siding

So I can just just call to tell them I’m coming for the show

I’ve overcome the blow, I’ve learned to miss her so

If only the  dancer would could convince me of that;

It just wasn’t real, so I wonder how she feels.

Both songs parodied by Dave Schipper (c) 2018 Rose Riversongs.

Maia

This was originally posted on Feb 13, 2018... song added Nov. 10, 2018
Listen to the song here.. 

Her soft petals of grace

Born from seeds planted in black dirt

Ages and ages and ages ago

Fed by the showers weeks earlier

But hardened by the cold

Her soft baby flesh

Born from seeds planted an August night

Days months and years ago

Fed by love from family friends

But hardened with pain.

Her dark lovely eyes

Born from the seed of Atlantis

Lived eternal days of dancing 

Fed by the mountain streams

But hardened by jealousy

May you continue to bless us.

by Dave Schipper (c) 2018 Rose Riversongs

Image Credit https://www.pinterest.com/pin/206884176610432730/

One last shot of whiskey

The glass is on the table

Just where you left it

Girl I’m strong and able

Could you give it a rest

Yep don’t give me started

You know I’m downhearted

The moment I farted

And you left me there

One last shot of Whiskey

Another night alone

I would tell you I’m lonely

If it would bring you home

My eyes were burning

And my stomach turning

I guess I'll won't learn

To control my gas

I feel like an ass

The lowest of class

I’ll plead for you back

My prettiest flower (Chorus)

Sure miss your cooking

The way you used cumin

I'm just way to human

So I'll live by myself.

One last shot of Whiskey

Another bowl of chili

Babe it sure gets lonely

And smelly around here (Chorus)

by Dave Schipper (c) 2018 Rose Riversongs

Vote

I first wrote:

Will it be where I land

Will it be where I stand

Are you there by my side

Make it be hand-in-hand

And with today's world filled with hate... the rest wrote itself. 

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